Running in Flats....ahhh, so much easier.

What I'm Listening To: Ask Her to Dance by Coconut Records

Writing a blog is tough. If you have kinda a dull life, like me, sometimes it's a trial to think up stuff to write about. A lot (two words, Hesper!) has transpired in the last week, but not all of it lends itself to a blog topic. Maybe I should let my readers vote. Okay, so what do you think about how I borrowed some old Electric Company episodes on DVD from the library, and had myself a little nostalgia fest earlier this week. Or that my tooth has been sorta aching all week, and how I've never had a root canal and don't ever want one. Or that I went out on a pub crawl on Friday, and never made it past midnight because I got overserved. Or my happy hour on Thursday. Or watching Saturday Night Live, with Zac Efron. All are somewhat interesting, but not sure how much I could elaborate. So.

How about this? I follow this reality show, Running in Heels about these three interns who work at Marie Claire magazine. It's a guilty pleasure, kinda like all my television habits. And my reading habits, because at Casa Reagan we get like 12 different magazines -- Vanity Fair, Lucky, New Yorker, Time, Radar (before they went under, excellent, btw), and of course, Marie Claire, just to name a few. So since I get the magazine, hey, natch, I'm gonna watch the show. Because I'm a glutton for visual punishment.

Anyway, this show makes me roll my eyes so much I'm afraid they're gonna get stuck up there. Let me tell you about this lil ladies, all who just left college like a millisecond ago. Talita is the one with the dark hair to her waist. First off, who has hair to their waist anymore? Christ, I think even Crystal Gayle cut hers already. Get with it, Talita! Also, Miss T is from California, as if you couldn't tell by her thick surfer accent. It kinda goes with her fish pout. Nice. Along with her tiny chihuahua, Chanel (duh! What did you think she was gonna name her accessory dog? Wrangler? Snort!), Talita is pretty much a cliche.

Then there's Ashley. Oh, brother. She thinks she's like this big-ass player backstabber, but she's just trying waaaay too hard. I think she has a journalism background, but who knows? She's better at being petty and bitter and gossipy, so there goes all that good writing talent. Oh wait, everyone knows writers are petty and bitter and gossipy. Just look at your favorite blogger here. No, not Perez Hilton, bitches. Whatevs. So, bottom line, Ashley needs an attitude adjustment to the sunny side of the street.

Finally, there's Samantha. I'm thinking I'll give her a free pass on the judgements, because she's from Wisconsin. Uh, no. She doesn't seem to know the first thing about fashion magazines -- maybe she hasn't been reading them since she was a zygote like the other two -- and she can't write a decent fashion or lifestyle article, either. Hello? Everyone knows that when you write a feature article the most important part is the LEAD!! My lesbian journalism professor drummed that into us like every frickin' day at Madison. (Hi Professor Lauders!! Hope you like my blog!!!) And her boyfriend Kenny (come on, his name is Kenny? Did they make that up?) looks like a baby monkey. I will admit, though, that Sam is my favorite because she's trying to bluff her way through the daily birdseed that is Ashley and Talita, and doing okay with it.

Really, I have no right to judge these girls. I mean, back in the dinosaur ages when I was in journalism school I would have given my left titten for an internship at a big NYC fashion magazine, so these girls must have some inkling of talent to be selected to join the bigwigs over at MC. But their whining, backstabby and frankly ridiculous behavior makes me doubt if they could ever find jobs on their own. I mean, is this really what fashion magazine interns look like? Is this really how they behave? Or are the cameras manipulating everything, just like every other reality show, so this is kinda a keyed-up version of real life? I don't know about you, but if there was a camera on me all day long, I'd be the most self-conscious person imaginable. And I wouldn't be giving myself extra wrinkles trying to act like an airhead, or a sulky baby, to get viewers to sympathize with me. I'd probably be hiding behind a book or cowering in the bathroom.

What I really am intrigued by is the whole "frenemies" phenomenon among these ladies. So being frenemies means you act all nice to their face and then behind their back you badmouth them. Now, I'm not saying that I haven't done that myself, I mean, what woman hasn't? Not every one of your friends is going to do and say everything to your liking, and they are going to want to talk about it behind your back. But this group has the burden of having to work together and live together, so they have no choice but to be civil to each other, as well as have a camera in their face all day, so there you go with a valid explanation of their sad behavior.

But in the real world, where you get to go home to your own place at night, I think the whole frenemies thing might be a little different. Female friendships can take many shapes, some of them fun and some of them are just irritating, like sand in your swimsuit. And some of them can be really beautiful and supportive, like a sister, and then they make movies about worn-out jeans and quilting and magnolias about you.

Here's hoping you get a movie made about your own female friendships, or at least an internship reality show at Cosmo! :) (Seriously, though, can you imagine a Cosmo internship? They probably have hourly orgies between the lingerie photo shoots and self-help articles! Whoohooooo!!!!)

The Boring Jonestown Massacre

What I'm Listening To: Race for the Prize by the Flaming Lips

Do you think I'm cool? I mean, what is cool anymore anyway? When you're 38 years old, cool isn't so cool anymore. By the way, I just want to mention that I really don't like the Simpsons, but I thought this picture of the Brian Jonestown Massacre band was kinda funny.

Last Friday Jim and I tried to be cool. I saw online that the BJM was coming to Turner Hall. Now, I saw that movie DiG!. It was interesting, and sparked my desire to see this famed Anton up close. Read the link...and see the movie. It's pretty weird. So I went ahead and bought tickets for me, Jim and Layla, and started the countdown to cool. Because, let's face it, only the COOL people would be at this show. And I am still cool, gosh darn it! My mom said so!!

So Layla bailed because she's been sick for like a month, and she's still Chokey McCoughs-a-lot, so Jim and I were on our own. I started getting ready like 2 hours before the show. And realized that I have NOTHING TO WEAR to a cool kids concert. Oh, sorry, the cool kids call it a show, not a concert. Concert is geezer language, people. I'm like standing there in front of my closet for like a half hour, and I'm perplexed. There's NOTHING cool there. I mean, either my clothes are too clubby (read: too much titty or too sparkly) or too work-like (read: super boring cardigan and super boring pants) or too sloppy (read: I wear this to go to the Pick n' Save, and even though I look like a supermodel compared to the rest of West Aliens in their PJ's and slippers, it's still sloppy to me). So I am concerned.

Finally, I pick out a purple polyester knit top and a pair of jeans, and throw a nice cashmere cardigan over the whole thing, and slip on my ballet slippers and here you go. Not too "oh god who's the poser old lady?" and not too "Uh, Notte and Suite are on the OTHER side of the block". Jim looked adorable in a nice button-down striped shirt. I hate men's clothes. Men are so lucky -- everything's so easy for them. Whatever.

We drive to Turner Hall, and because I have no problem with a healthy hike, we park like 4 blocks away. No kidding. We get to the show, walk up the stairs to the venue, show our tickets and get sucked into the throbbing masses of hipsters that have crowded into the room.

Hipsters. I am scared. Here's my synopsis of some of the more obvious types of hipster in the room:

• Bearded weird young guy: What is with the huge full beard phenomenon?? Uh, people, Joaquin Phoenix is freakin' crazy! Imitating him by growing a disgusting bushy black beard (can blond guys even grow beards??) makes you look even crazier, if that's possible. Good luck with that.
• Cutesy little pixie girl, age=way too young: These types are a given at any hipster show. They are cuter than you, they are younger than you, and they can get away with wearing a ballet tutu and pigtails while you glare at them over the edge of your Miller Lite. Get over yourself, you little bitches. You're gonna get old too, no kidding!
• Huge Fat Dude: Oh, shut up. You know I'm right. These guys are always there. They always wear the same thing -- a zip-up hoodie, or a flannel, or a huge t-shirt. And they are NEVER cute like Seth Rogen. They look like Captain Lou Albano and they smell slightly stale. Oh well.
• Sexy Rockabilly Throwback Boy: Since this is Milwaukee, and we're somewhat close to Detroit, the guys here seem to think that Rockabilly never died, and that wearing your hair in a pseudo-pompadour and strutting around in your poplin windbreaker like a dimestore James Dean is still cool. Let me let you in on a secret, sexy boy. You may be super hot, but you are boring because I don't care about how my car works, only that it does work. Period. Go grease someone else's fanbelt for a change.
• Princess Snotty Bitch: This is what I call that chick who gave me a once-over while I was coming out of the bathroom. Hey girlie? Don't try to play like you only wear resale or vintage before 1952 and that you've never stepped foot in a Target before. Because, pssst, I saw you buying those earrings at Walmart, so suck on that, 'kay?

That's all I can think of for now. Hey, if you know any more, send them my way. I'm always happy to add to my lexicon of Milwaukee hipster scene cliches.

At this point you're like, who cares about the lame scene, how was the band? Well, let me tell you, I was kinda disappointed. Oh, it was no fault of BJM. They were fine, that is, as much as I heard their slightly boring show. Because there were NO CHAIRS to sit on, Mee-mawmaw (that would be yours truly) and Pee-Paw (that would be Jim) had to STAND UP through the whole thing. Oh, the horrors, I tell you!! Even after three Spotted Cows (yes, I drank beer. It was under duress, I swear!) my knees and feet still hurt, and this particular granny wanted to sit down super bad! Jeez. So I begged this lady to lend me her chair (one of the three chairs available at Turner Hall, seriously!) while she stood up and bopped along to the drone of the band.

Yeah, even with the chair, I was bored. So we left like after a half hour. No kidding. We're a tough crowd, that's for sure. We went downstairs, bummed a cigarette off this guy at the bar, and then drove home and went to bed. Whoohoo, a night out with the Senility Twins! Join us! Next week we're gonna mix some vodka in with our wheat germ and prune juice smoothies...you don't wanna miss it!

Did I tell you that we're still cool, though? Yes, even though I wasn't wearing skinny jeans or a ballet tutu, and Jim didn't have a bushy beard with a tiny bird in it, I still felt that the Reagans were two cool individuals. This may not be true, since an old friend once said to me, if you're cool, you don't announce it. But hey, we're all cool, people. Some of us, however, don't need to be reminded by going to dull shows. :)

Ugly Ugly Ugly! The Clothes of the 90s

What I'm Listening To: Creeps Me Out by IMA Robot

Uh, I just want to start out by apologizing for not writing last week. It was my sister's wedding on Sat March 21, and so in honor of my sister's happy nuptials as well as a mea culpa for not writing, I've posted a picture of my sister in a classic 90's outfit. BTW, this was in front of my dorm room door at UW Madison. Gotta love that Charlatans poster! Whoohooo!

So last night I'm sitting having pizza with some friends after the free spa experience we had at some basement in Brookfield. Yeah, check it out at www.prettycity.com if you'd like. And like any group of women, we got to talking about clothes, and out comes this long drawn-out story about how that one time back in the day at Forever 21, Charlotte Russe, Deb and some other teen-time store and they got a buttload of super cute clothes...all for under $100. Uh, did I mention that it was super cute stuff? They even got luggage, for cripe's sake!

Then the story segued into finding someone's high school graduation photos in the car, and what she was wearing, and how, because it was the 90's, it wasn't so cute. And how now there's all these super cute (stop counting how many times I've said super cute, 'kay?) stores like Deb and Forever 21 and H&M that totally WERE NOT AROUND when we older ladies were all in our 20's. ARRRRGH!

I just want to tell you a little bit about me in the 90's. Well, for one thing, I went through my 20s during this decade. Yes, my 20s, the years when my face was fresh and clear, the years when my ass was minuscule, the years of my glowing youth and beauty. Yeah, I forgot to mention, these were also the years when I thought it was OK to dress in men's clothing, pretty much all the time. I mean, this is the time when I actually thought a sexy club outfit was a pair of leggings, a HUGE chambray shirt that went to my knees, and topped off with men's brogues and a HUGE black blazer. I looked like a man who forgot his pants. And seriously, I thought this was a HAWT outfit. I remember, I wore it in San Francisco when I just got there, and we went to the cluuuub. I met this nice 30-year-old guy....and I was 24 at the time! Gosh, I was smokin'!!! Being SF, he was probably gay, though, and just thought I was a very femme-looking man. Oh well.

What pisses me off is that I feel like I WASTED my 20s -- my cutest years, mind you -- wearing the UGLIEST outfits ever. I just want to say for the record -- it wasn't just that 90s fashion was terrible. Because it was. We had no fashion role models during the 90s besides "Saved by the Bell - The College Years" and "Friends". Sorry, I know it's hard to believe, but I think that I owned one of the tops Screech had on during that show. I know, sad, right? And christ, I think I had more cardigans than Phoebe. No doubt! Combat boots and shorts, as my sister so elegantly demonstrates in the photo above, was the outfit du jour for the tragic hipster. At least in Madison, that is.

But it wasn't just the fashion black hole surrounding me at this difficult time. It was ME, and being 5'11" in a 5'2" world isn't always easy. I mean, I wore men's pants because, uh, it's the 90s people, and there was NO online shopping, so I couldn't find long pants for women anywhere except specialty stores where they charged $100 for some rayon jobbers with an elastic waistband. Yeah, uh, I don't think so. So I wore men's jeans and men's shoes (try finding a cute shoe in a size 12 in 1995...come on! I dare you!). One time, my roommate came home and she's like, "Do you have a man in your room?" and I'm all like, "Uh, no. It's my first month here. I should be so lucky!" and she's like, "Well then, whose shoes are those in the kitchen?" and I had to confess and tell her they were mine. So embarrassing, I must say.

So now it's almost the end of the first decade of the 21st century, and as far as the eye can see there are celebutards and barely talented rawk stars with their own clothing and perfume lines, and everyone and anyone has a cute outfit on!! Even prostitots like Miley and Co. have access to foxy clothes and fun shoes and accessories that I couldn't have even dreamed up when I was their age. Are they wearing men's shoes? I should think NOT! Are they thinking that a patched cardigan and a ragged t-shirt with a flannel tied around their waist is a cat-sound of a look? Um, they probably wouldn't even wear that to scrub out the toilet. Lucky dawgs.

I just sigh heavily when I think of all the dorky outfits I thought were hawt back in the day. Remind me to show you the photos if you're blue because you will LAUGH your ass off. So I'm making up for lost time and wearing all the cute outfits now! Except I won't wear anything above the knee or below the boobins. Is that bad? :)

A rousing game of Barbie!

What I'm Listening To: Paralyzed by Rock Kills Kid

It's Barbie's 50th anniversary this year. There's tons of stuff and nonsense about this exciting event all over the Internet, the paper and TV. Just read her wikipedia entry to get the gist of it all. You know, the scandal about her not having nipples, how she's been the subject of numerous lawsuits and controversies, how she's led little girls to hate their bodies and spawned the feminist revolution against being plastic, etc etc. Yet I can't name one female friend of mine that didn't play with Barbie as a girl. I certainly did. Hells yes! Let me tell you all about it!

Well, back in the dark ages, when there was no cable TV, no CDs, no Ipods, no computers, and no mobile phones, and you even had to change the TV channels by hand (gasp!), I was a little girl living in Shorewood, WI. Maybe I didn't have a lot of friends to play with. Maybe things were a little, let's just say, uh, hectic, at home. But I definitely had myself a Barbie. And I luuuuurrved my Barbie.

Now every girl played Barbies differently, but my Barbie, like her owner, was a solitary creature. Friends never came over to Barbie's house. Barbie did not really socialize, either. And family? Snort! Barbie doesn't need a stinkin' family, 'kay? As for menfolk, heck, Barbie didn't need Ken either. I mean, I had a Ken, of course. But Ken had one outfit -- a tuxedo, the stud muffin! -- and you couldn't do anything with that molded plastic hair. And, as all Barbie owners know, the best part of owning a Barbie is doing her hair. Combing it. Braiding it. Putting it in a pony tail. Taking it down. Cutting it. You get the picture. So Ken really just sat in the Barbie suitcase waiting for his day to come. Sigh, it never did.

When I played Barbie, of course my girl had to do something all day for a living. Duh, she had to earn money for cute clothes somehow! She was, get this, a model. But my Barbie always seems to be sitting in a waiting room waiting for her photo to be taken. And since I haven't played with Barbies for over 25 years now, I don't really remember doing any photo shoots with my Barbie either. I just remember her sitting around...a lot. Maybe that's because I only had one piece of Barbie furniture -- a wicker chair. So Barbie just sat there and looked pretty. Chua, that's a model's job!!

My Barbie may not have had a lot of furniture, but of course she had a car. I just want to state for the record that even as a kid I thought all the plastic Barbie accessories available at the time -- the Dream House, the Corvette, and even that huge scary afghan hound dog -- were just R-O-N-G wrong. My Barbie was waaaaaaaaay too classy for pink plastic and glitter. She was a working girl, dude. No, not that kind of working girl, but the parallels could be drawn. ha! Sitting around dressed to the nines and waiting all the time are the hallmarks of OTHER professions that we won't go into right now. Anyway, since I didn't have all of Barbie's accoutrements, Barbie drove around in a clog, uh, I mean, convertible. Just because it didn't have wheels didn't make it any less of a slick ride. Jeez, use your imagination people!! I had to! :)

Once in a very long while I would play Barbies with a friend. I had my friend Jenny come over to my house one time with all her Barbie gear. But Jenny didn't play Barbies right. I mean, she would thump her Barbie as she "walked" her over to my Barbie's house, and the thumping almost bent her Barbie's legs in half. Yikes! Also, it was Jenny who kept making Ken and Barbie "make love". But Jenny called it something worse that started with the letter "F". OMG. Uh, my Barbie, like her owner, was a innocent little lady. Not some hussy, Jenny! Yeah, needless to say Jenny wasn't invited back.

Some friends, though, knew how to play Barbies in the proper fashion. My next-door neighbor Marla had set up her Barbies in a bookshelf in her attic, kinda like a multi-level condo layout. So I'd bring all my stuff over and set up in the empty bookshelf next door. I just remember spending HOURS playing Duran Duran's "Rio" album up there in that stuffy attic, and pretending that our Barbies were going on dates with Simon Le Bon and John Taylor. Oh, did I happen to mention that Marla and I were 12 years old at the time? Yeah, maybe a little old to be playing Barbies, but we didn't care. Half the time we were talking about boys instead of playing Barbie anyway. Good times.

One year I got the Barbie Makeover head for Christmas. It was just Barbie's head, and you could really curl her hair and put makeup on her. Awesome!! Remember those little wires in her hair so it would hold a curl? And the cute makeup cases? I played with that thing so much her hair started to fall out. More good times. Wonder where that thing is now?

Oh, I hearted Barbie all right. I played Barbies so much that one time, when I mentioned to my mom that I didn't have anything to do, she suggested that I "play a rousing game of Barbie", which became an inside family joke for years to follow. I don't have my Barbies any more, but I'm sure if I did I would enjoy a game or two just for fun. Except now instead of modeling and driving around in a clog, Barbie would play stuff like "Barbie partying at the club" or "Barbie auditions for a modeling reality show" or "Barbie tries to quit smoking". Yeah, good times.

Do you still have any Barbies? Maybe we could get together?? Please?? Call me!

Mini-posts: And all I have to do to be happy is ... spend money?

Gosh, that Jezebel website certainly opens my mind to something new every day.

Chew on this little tidbit of opinion people.

So let me get this straight. If I hadn't gotten married, all I really had to look forward to as a single lady is mindless consumerism and endless hours of shopping? WHOOHOOO!!! Thanks for confirming my reason to live!!

I shop like a maniac NOW, and I HAVE a husband. I think they mean, if you don't have KIDS, right?

Hot Rod - The Making of another SNL Vanity Project

What I'm Listening To: New York Girls by Morningwood

I think I have an Andy Samberg problem. Two posts in a month about this guy?? What is up with me?? Is the universe trying to send me a message about Andy and his curious brand of humor? What am I supposed to be learning here? I'll never know. And frankly, who cares? ha!

Andy Samberg is a ghey-wad. Well, if you were born before 1980 you know what I mean. :) I just got done watching his movie Hot Rod, which, I know, was released in 2007. But hey, I forgot about it, didn't ever get around to adding it to my Netflix list (for good reason, I might add). So recently I caught the end credits on Showtime, and next thing you know, I'm DVR'ing this birdseed to watch after work because Gossip Girl isn't gonna be back on until later in March. ARRRRRGGGH! Okay, enough about that.

Can I just say, ugh? I felt so sorry for everyone in that movie. And they have no excuses for how horrifyingly bad it was. The plot is hopelessly stupid and juvenile. I think that Evel Knievel is turning over in his grave right now. Enjoy my crib notes on the synopsis:

Andy Samberg is Rod Kimble, the world's worst stuntman and probably the only one that performs on a Moped. He has a couple of loyal friends (a bunch of rejects from SNL, surprise!!) who serve as his crew and a possible romance with girl-next-door, Denise (Isla Fisher). When Rod's hated step-father's life is dependent on an expensive (uh, $50,000 is expensive, people!) heart transplant, Kimble wants to perform the ultimate stunt to raise the money to save his life, just so he can have yet another chance (he has already had many)to beat the tough old guy (Ian McShane) in a fight and earn his respect -- because a stepfather's love is EARNED, not given. Gee, what a great lesson for kids of all ages!! And with Oscar winner Sissy Spacek in a small role as Rod's mother, mission is accomplished and belief is truly suspended. I hope Sissy at least got a good payday and some decent craft services out of the whole thing.

Uh, here's my verdict: SUCKED. I hated it. And that's coming from ME, the girl who LOVED The House Bunny for pete's sake. That's just sad. Throughout the whole movie, I'm having this heated internal debate:
"Turn it off, this is horrifying."
"No, maybe it will get better."
"OMG, he just played ANOTHER song by that awful hair metal band Europe on his tape player. That make three so far. Sad!"
"No, Andy is pretty good on SNL. Maybe it will get better."

And on and on. Needless to say, I watched the whole damn thing. I am truly ashamed.

I just wanna know how type of vanity project fare gets from its probable origin as a comedic stoner discussion between Andy and his friends while they plan another episode of "Laser Cats", to an actual movie in an actual theater. (Does Andy even smoke pot? Is pot even cool anymore? I don't know anything, seriously!!) I mean, kids are making movies all the time and uploading them to You Tube, so maybe making a film isn't that hard. But the production, nationwide distribution, DVD rights to Zimbabwe, stuff like that? That's a little more difficult, isn't it? That's why Ron Howard makes the big bucks and the blockbuster theater releases, and Joe the Dancing Groundhog is making 3 minute shorts on Hulu with suspenseful music that make you giggle.

How did Andy convince other sentient beings to make this ridiculous and assinine movie? Did he just say, hey, I'm Andy Samberg, and I thought up "Dick in a Box", so get outta my way while I make you some dough because people will watch anything these days? Is that how this always works with these SNL breakout stars? Did Will Ferrell wake up one day and say, sheesh, you know what this world needs? A movie about ANCHORMEN! A movie where I can stick all my friends (and not so friends, but who cares about them!) on film and we can have a grand ol' time on someone else's money? I hope not. That's effing scary.

Damn, I wish it was that easy! Give ME the money, whydoncha?!! I could make a movie too!! I have friends!! I have ideas!! People tell me I'm funny!! We could make a movie about the library! No one's done that before! I could make a movie about the seventeen levels of intellectual excitement that resides in each and every book. We could have crazy nutbag characters and all my friends and family could be in it. I could direct, and Irene's Catering could be craft services. My sister could make handbags to hold people's scripts! My husband could hang the lighting! My friends could order drinks and make rude bodily noises! The possibilities are endless!

Okay, so if you wanna be in a movie with me, let me know. I am casting on Craig's List. It's called "Library Library" and it's gonna all be shot at the West Allis Public Library, just as soon as I get them to lift their ban on cell phones. Damn, that's annoying. Join me in a making this wild romp through literary liabilities! It'll be fun. Yeah, I mean it!

Next week: I try to turn War and Peace into a funny SNL sketch comedy script, a la Amy Poehler. Get in on the ground floor as my producer and throw some money at me, okay, because it'll be a blockbuster, dammit!!!!

Happy Birthday to Me!!

What I'm Listening To: Happy Birthday, DUH! No, actually, it's Destroy Everything You Touch by Ladytron

I'm pretty sure this picture is from my 10th birthday. Well, I know I had that shirt in 4th grade. It said "Abby" on the back in sparkly iron-on letters. Yeah, I know, super cool me. Jello? ha! At least I didn't have one of those ribbon and bead barrettes in my hair like Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu, the movie that was all the rage that year. Have you seen it? I hope you answered YES, or basically I'm not talking to you until you watch it. Oh, watch it and LEARN THE SONGS, I should say. It's fabulous!! The costumes, the drama and oh, the best part of all, the unforgettably awesome soundtrack!! I played that album until I wore a groove right through the vinyl. Sigh. Maybe it's a cheesy movie and Olivia is retarded, but I LOVED IT!!! Yeah, let's leave it there, shall we?

Birthdays are always awesome to me and one of the reasons is that the whole getting older thing doesn't faze me at all. Recently I was talking with my friend Wendy about an old roommate that I had in San Francisco and how she'd never tell us how old she was. WTF? Why not? Who cares, really? I guess it's easier to say this when everyone tells you that you look 30, like people do to me. At Hesper's bridal shower last weekend people thought I was the YOUNGER sister, and not just because I'm a total goofball, duh. It's because of my cute lil baby face! :)

This year's birthday is 10 years after my golden birthday, which was on February 28, 1999, while I was living in San Francisco. That was one of the best birthdays I've ever had. We made it into a multiple day affair. The first part was a goth theme party. I forced everyone to wear black, and all we listened to was goth crap like Bauhaus, Cure, Siouxsie and Jesus and Mary Chain. I made a Stonehenge replica out of rice krispie treats. We watched Saturday Night Live, and they even had an episode of "Goth Talk" on just for me, right? Will Ferrell as Baron Nocturne who worked at the Cinnabon was the best ever!!

Then the next night a couple of my guy friends, who were in a band at the time, decided to treat me to their version of "Don't Fear the Reaper" by BOC. OMG, it was awesome!!! I still have the photos from that night, me with a maniacal grin of glee on my face, and covering my mouth so I could try to stifle my embarrassed giggles because it was so super adorable!!

Then that same night, after this fantastic musical interlude, we went over to Bimbo's 365 Club to see Guided by Voices. It was such a great night and a wonderful golden birthday! Thank you, guys!!

Now, that was a good night, for sure. But I'm thinking that this birthday week/celebration may just top that glorious memory! My husband has been showering me with fantastic birthday gifts, some of which contain the letter X in the title. Yeah, get your mind out of the gutter, it's a video game console, ya pervert!! I bought a bunch of makeup from Sephora online, and it just showed up yesterday, so now I have a new palette to play with for spring. In March, another friend of ours is cooking us dinner in honor of my birthday! And don't forget the night out with my girls!

Unfortunately, there's only one thing that hasn't gone my way in the past couple days. Gossip Girl is not cooperating this week and they showed a RERUN instead of a new episode. Shame on them. But worst of all, no CHUCK for my weekly fix? What am I gonna do? Sob!!

But besides that, I am truly blessed with many great friends, a loving husband and lots of fun birthday adventures. I feel so lucky to have made it to this ripe old age and be all chock-fulla wisdom, happiness and just plain ol' contentment. So happy birthday to me! I deserve it!Thanks!